Little Sisters of the Modern Day

Okay, I know this isn't the nicest thing to say but little sisters are such bratty and annoying creatures, especially mine - actually I probably have the most narcissistic female sibling on Earth!
She thinks she can take advantage of our arguments with her pseudo tantrums and get me into trouble for doing absolutely nothing, and then of course my parents will never believe me when I say I'm innocent! And then there's her attitude which everyone can agree is ignorant, bossy, stubborn, insolent, offensive, incongruous, impertinent and abhorrent. My parents wouldn't admit it but I know that's how they truly feel about her.
I'll probably regret writing all this when she becomes tolerable again but those occasions are rare and often that anomalous temperament is capricious [how grandiose of me!].
Anyway, feel sorry for me.


Science Fair *moan*

So, at school we have a school science fair and most unfortunately for the Accelerate Class (which I'm in), it's compulsory. I guess it'd be pretty cool if you wanted to be a scientist but that's not the case with me. I haven't got any idea what I'm going to do it on and I'm hoping to do a little better than last year: my topic was "How Long Does It take For Bread To Get Mouldy?", it was pretty pathetic. I find science confusing what with all the strange substances and sophisticated vocabulary.
But I'll do the best I can even though that isn't that much.
Boo hoo.

By the way, does this look like a cat?:



Twilight Saga... READ IT!

Everyone who has read the Twilight Saga - like moi - can agree that it is "like wow". If you have not read it, I strongly recommend that you do. At one point, for about a week or so, the whole quartet was sold out of New Zealand!!! The movie was a success too, though it is definitely not as good as the books... which are "like wow".



Celebrity Struggle

Who knows Rihanna and Chris Brown? All of you should. Anyway, I know this is kind of old news and you might already know this but I haven't got any other post and, well, a Baloney's gotta keep his audience... plus I felt like putting this in.

So let me establish the facts for all who don't know...
Hmm... where do I begin? Well, Chris got a text; Rihanna read the text; the text was um... we can all assume what the text said (it's a bit too inappropriate for a school blog); anyway, this text triggered an argument and at some point Chris said "You're really f-" (we won't go into details but I can tell you there were a lot of exclamation points); he then attacked her, strangled her unconscious, and so on so on.

I'm not going to take any sides or anything in case Rihanna or Chris is reading this post... oh, and if they are reading this post then this next message is for them:
I can't believe you're viewing my blog, and please don't blame me if any of this is incorrect.




Hello, Salut, Hola, Talofa, Ciao, Kia Ora, Konnichiwa etc.

I'm Midnight Baloney. Um... this is my first school blog - in fact my first blog altogether - so don't expect anything great from me.

I can't think of anything else to say in this post but thank you for taking who knows how many seconds of your life to click into and view my blog.

Comments would be nice too.